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We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881



We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881



Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968




Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis




Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw



There is still no cure for the common birthday.  ~John Glenn




It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller



You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown

Heidi Montag Reveals Plastic Surgery Scars: Bald Spots, Uneven Boobs,

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Heidi Montag Reveals Plastic Surgery Scars: Bald Spots, Uneven Boobs,

Heidi Montag after plastic surgery, looks to be in her thirties,

Heidi Montag after her surgery (left) and an image taken just days before it

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing

Heidi Montag plastic surgery leads to police responding to kidnapping scare,

Heidi Montag after plastic surgery!

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Yesterday, we were treated to a Lies&Style cover with Heidi Montag's frozen

The sheer amount of plastic surgery which Heidi Montag has underwent in such

Heidi Montag before and after plastic surgery (image hosted by

Heidi Montag famously underwent 10 plastic surgery procedures in one day

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing
We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.  ~Author Unknown
A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold

Heidi Montag: "Surgery Ruined my Life!"

Heidi Montag's plastic surgery regret. Heidi Montag's plastic surgery regret

Heidi Montag's extreme surgerical procedures worry doctors

Heidi Montag: "Surgery Ruined my Life!"

Heidi Montag revealed to Ryan Seacrest that in addition to the 10 surgeries

Heidi Montag Before And After Surgery. View this image ›

Heidi Montag Reveals Plastic Surgery Scars: Bald Spots, Uneven Boobs,

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis