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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.  ~Bob Hope



Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland



They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown




It is not flesh and blood but the heart which makes us fathers and sons.  ~Johann Schiller




Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone



Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year:  The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again.  ~Menachem Mendel Schneerson




One father is more than a hundred Schoolemasters.  ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640



You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash

Ben Falcone Actors Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy arrive at the Premiere

This weekend the female-fronted comedy Bridesmaids made waves at the box

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When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened.  It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.  ~Mark Twain

stock photo : LOS ANGELES - APR 27: Ben Falcone, Melissa McCarthy arriving

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The comic Bridesmaids balance

stock photo : LOS ANGELES - APR 27: Ben Falcone, Melissa McCarthy arriving

Melissa McCarthy and her husband Ben Falcone are both cast members in the

“end credits” sex tapes, with Air Marshall Jon, played by Ben Falcone.

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I'm sixty years of age.  That's 16 Celsius.  ~George Carlin, Brain Droppings, 1997
It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams
Spread the diaper in the position of the diamond with you at bat.  Then fold second base down to home and set the baby on the pitcher's mound.  Put first base and third together, bring up home plate and pin the three together.  Of course, in case of rain, you gotta call the game and start all over again.  ~Jimmy Piersal, on how to diaper a baby, 1968

Bridesmaids Melissa McCarthy and Ben Falcone

The show, written by McCarthy and her husband Ben Falcone (who Bridesmaids

Bridesmaids actor Ben Falcone has been cast to be the husband to Elizabeth

features her and real-life husband Ben Falcone, aka "Air Marshall Jon."

Actors Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy, of "Bridesmaids," arrive at the

Bridesmaids Sex Tape 2:20 The full version of Megan (Melissa McCarthy) and

Ben Falcone Actors Ben Falcone and Melissa McCarthy arrive at the Premiere

You're not 40, you're eighteen with 22 years experience.  ~Author Unknown