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I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter A father carries pictures where his mone...

A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold Youth is a dis...

Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.  ~Sam Ewing Fa...